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01 | ACen Guys intro picture for 2008! ADDITION PICTURES: 1 Welcome once again to the ACen Guys Anime Central pictures extravaganza! Us wonderful, foul mouthed, dopes are back again to rant and rave about how ACen just isn't as good as it was back in our day. You know when we had to walk uphill (both ways!) in 10 feet of snow, and risk our very lives to pass the great Con Trolls who used to guard the entrance of the shed Anime Central was once held in. Ah memories. Of course ACen is nothing like that anymore. No, nowadays we just have lines, lines, lines! I mean sure it is definitely a congratulatory feat making ones way through the massive lines of ACen, but where’s the challenge? We once fought for our inclusion in the anime activities, now any John or Jane Minimal-anime-knowledge can make their way in with the $50 they have been saving from their last major drug deal. My, my how times have changed. To your right is your cast of ACen Guys (from left to right) Ronin, Myself, Jimjitsu, Kiwi, newcomer Znatch, Ping, and Scarecrow kneeling on the ground. Not much has changed as far as group members go since last year; ACen Gal Jill left and ACen Guy Znatch was brought aboard. These are the gents and lady that attend conventions for one purpose - to get shit faced! But they do have a secondary purpose, to take pictures and hopefully make your convention experience a little more memorable in the process. Anyway, let's get onto the actual story - the ADVENTURE that is ACen! I noticed we’re all making hand gestures… What am I doing in that? What the hell? Am I pointing at somebody? Kevin looks like an ultimate bro.	Thursday, May 11th - 5:23PM
02 So the ACen journey begins as our driving journey ends. This is of course the annoying "self serve" parking booth where you pay money to park your car for the weekend. This was a picture I always wanted to take, but never really had a chance until this year. It's sort of like some entrance to madness, the green arrow screaming at you to enter and indulge in it. The guy standing there screams at you also. So much for self service. That man’s job is pointless I never really liked the VW bugs with the canvas top.	Thursday, May 11th - 4:17PM
03 | Blur Fest 2008! Raise your hand if you hate this fucking elevator. Good, me too. This transports you from the parking garage to the hotel entrance. If you have a lot of luggage like we do you know the pain I speak of. There are only two elevators and they both are always full most of the weekend. I mean sure you can take the stairs, but then what would we have to bitch about? The more Scarecrow's you can see, the better the time you are having. You know what, I got nothing.	Thursday, May 11th - 4:56PM
04 Welcome to the Sad ACen Guys room. As we have in recent years we reserved two rooms. This room which contained Ronin, Scarecrow, myself, as well as the legendary Stripper Vash was designated the "Sad Room". This was because every time someone entered the room it was so quite, calm, and awkward it seemed like they were masturbating in the middle of their Great Aunt Flo's funeral. Needs more liquor. Little did we know how little amount of damage that would do. God... we did not bring enough booze.	Thursday, May 11th - 6:21PM
05 This... is a floor. Also, I need to get a new bag.	Thursday, May 11th - 6:24PM
06 There were actually people in this picture once, beyond the mirror's reflection, but television man's laser eyes evaporated them. I fucking love this creepy guy in the tv. His eyes will burn through your soul. Like little dots of amazing lazersex. The man on the tv screen has probably delivered so many awkward mustache rides… I think this is a comment about the flavor of room. And that flavor was con sweat.	Thursday, May 11th - 6:25PM
07 And to the left the great hand grasps the hotel in order to steady itself upon the climb. Mighty Kong would soon follow. I love this picture; even though we never truly capture the grandure of the hotel, a couple of the pictures we snapped this year actually came out pretty nicely. It's kinda pretty This is probably matt brown taking a jealousy picture of the balconies. This picture really sets the flavor of the hotel. I'm gonna be saying that a lot.	Thursday, May 11th - 6:40PM
08 I wish ceiling cat could have watched both rooms, but it was not to be. He was not long cat enough. Dear Znatch, Thank you so much for bringing ceiling cat to watch over us and keep us aware of our genitals and their accidental appearances Love, Jimjitsu. I’m so glad I didn’t have to wakeup looking at that damn cat. I know he was there to watch us masturbate, but I don't think anybody masturbated. And if they did, I don't think he saw it. Also, where is your God now? Ah ceiling cat.... You took me multiple hours of make, and you were crushed on the trip home, but I'll always love you for freaking Jim out every morning as he looked up to see you still watching him <3	Thursday, May 11th - 7:13PM
09 I think that is me off to the left being quite saucy. So what’s with all the blurry pictures? BLUR FEST 2008! You're gonna look like a freak! Jim is my puppet master, and I am a mere puppateer. No, seriously, let's shoot a celebrity together. Shawn Penn kinda pisses me off. I actually don't like whoopee goldberg anymore, she's losing her punch.	Thursday, May 11th - 8:39PM
10 Saucy. Ah... only the first of many sexually provacotive pictures as we continue our downspiral toward pornography. Plus, with the new server and updated regulations, we actually can degrade to straight pornography! Whoohoo! Also, yes Ping, twisty knobs. Twisty knobs indeed. I look like I’m yellow. Also, purse knob nipples. Amanda looks like she has cancer in this picture. Mandy's showing off her mudknips in this picture. Twisty knobs. There's no reason to write that! You shut the fuck up!!	Thursday, May 11th - 8:57PM

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