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11 It looks like Jaclyn is angrily grabbing my purse knob nips. I got legitimate comments!I hate you. I like how Jaclyn looks like I've caught her in the middle of a despicable act, and Joe's flashing the lick vag signal. Your mom thinks we're cool.	Thursday, May 15th - 8:57PM
12 Damnit I wish I ordered a razzdango. I like this picture because Jimjitsu looks like he's lucid, but really he's just thinking about cheese wheels; or as Christina would say, Cheese Whales. What are they?! Are they 3D?	Thursday, May 15th - 9:04PM
13 WTF BLURRY Dragon raping is 100% normal. That's fine, just leave it in there, I don't care. You know who you are R.P.	Thursday, May 15th - 10:05PM
14 Kevin’s moving faster than the speed of awesome? What you don't know, is that Kevin's not wearing pants. And also, I'm not drunk, but I should be. Also, where's Bob?	Thursday, May 15th - 10:18PM
15 It’s sober ping watching drunken ping on the computer. He should have an alcoholic twin. Please sir, can I have some more?	Thursday, May 15th - 10:46PM
16 Ahh Thursday, the only night of a decent amount of sleep. I think we were all asleep, so I'm afraid as to who took this picture.	Thursday, May 15th - 11:34PM
17 That laser light thing didn’t know what it had coming. Hyperfuck 3000! Electric Boogaloo The start of my ridiculously early Friday morning adventure! I was attempting to take a photo of the message I programmed into our little customizable clock. I didn't think that trying to capture an image produced by a single strip of LEDs moving back and forth rapidly would be difficult. I'll give you one guess as to what it says.	Friday, May 16th - 2:02AM
18 Who the fuck was up at 5:06? And, sorry ladies, but Jim IS wearing pants It looks like Jimjitsu is wearing pants, but really the sheets have just conformed really tightly to his ass. Look at that ass. Practically blends in with the sheets. You might not even know that ass is there. But it's there, you'd better believe it.	Friday, May 16th - 5:06AM
19 The flavor of sunrise would be horrible and taste like burning. This picture really sets the flavor of the sunrise. The only nice looking photo I took the entire con, a pretty sunset coming up over a billboard. I think the billboard was for United Airline or something. But that isn't what's important, even though I'm still talking about it. About two days after ACen I was on a plane. Why do you care about that stupid billboard anyways? Geez.....	Friday, May 16th - 5:14AM
20 This is the only art piece in the hotel that didn’t look like a carrot or radish. I'm surprised Rachel is not familiar with this, but this is one of the only photographed instances of space dragon penis. Dragon penises are much less prehensile. At this point I've added Ping to my morning adventures, and the first thing we did was go down to the lobby so I could photograph this Device of Ultimate Penitration.	Friday, May 16th - 6:04AM

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